Life on Florida’s West Coast

When Adult Women “Date” Teens

Dorito breath, callused fingers due to too much video game playing, skid-marks in their Fruit of the Looms, and decidedly slow wit – why in the world would an adult women want to have a relationship with a teenage boy?

Sure, teen boys were great when I was a teenager. My boyfriend back then was particularly fun, very artistic, adventurous, and beautiful. However, our relationship was based on being kids together, living at home with no responsibilities, and being able to just go to school, enjoy the world, and be in love.

Once I got to adulthood, I wanted to date men – men with jobs, men with an education, men with conversational skills, and men who could support themselves in all ways.

Today in one of the Tampa papers I am reading about yet another adult woman having a sexual relationship with a teen boy. This woman is not a teacher, like so many of the women we are hearing about in the news lately. She sounds like she just sits around in her car and gives pot to kids. Anyway, according to the mother of one of the boys in her neighborhood, the woman has been having sex with her 15-year-old son since July.

Aside from all of the ethical issues in this story, I have to add EW! Not only are 15-year-old chronically hygiene challenged, they are also in no way, shape, or form, adequate sexual partners. No matter how good they think they are, no matter how good their girlfriends tell them they are, they are just not physically or mentally equipped to carry out the deed substantially.

Ew. Ew. Ew.

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