Otherwise Know As the Great Unwashed
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Remember when Ethan Hawke was cute? He was (though I hesitate to actually use the word) dreamy in Dead Poets Society and freshly lovable in White Fang. Back when he married Uma Thurman, he still appeared to be a catch. Somewhere along the line, though, it looks like he just plain stopped bathing.
The Great Unwashed. That’s my name for him.
I cannot tell you how many times I had a friend up in New York mention they had seen him here or there and almost flipped him a buck, assuming he was homeless and desperate. Reportedly he often smells so fetid that he could melt the door hardware off a building.
The guy’s got talent by the truckload. He just needs to get back to the basics when it comes to grooming.
Anyway, all this is to say that Hawke got married again last month, to the mother of his future child, Ryan Shawhughes.
I just hope bathed for the occasion.
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