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Sam Israel is an Idiot

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Not only did “hedge fund manager” Sam Israel think he was smart enough to cheat people out of his money, but now the former scammer rally thinks that people are going to believe he killed himself – even after his former partner got CAUGHT for trying the same fake suicide stunt. What a brainless freak.

Writing “suicide is painless” on the hood of the car he supposedly drove to a bridge so he could plunge to his death was not much smarter. “Suicide is painless” is the title of the M*A*S*H theme song for both the television show and the movie. The M*A*S*H “suicide” was a fraud as well. And, the song itself includes many amusing lyrics when applied to the Israel case, such as:

The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I’m beat

Israel’s girlfriend has admitted that she helped him pack up all his belongings and a little scooter into an RV (a.k.a. gas guzzling camper) so he could dodge police with a fake suicide attempt on the day he was supposed to turn himself in for a 20-year prison sentence for defrauding investors. She also helped him get the RV to a rest stop.

He left from upstate New York. You know the creep is running around in Canada. And, unless he brought an awful lot of cash with him, he is going to eventually have to tap into an electronic account somewhere. We already know that he uses the aliases Sam Ryan and David Clapp. Surely, he uses others as well.

In the meantime, he has left behind his girlfriend, who will almost certainly go to jail for helping his sorry rear end.

They are both foolish. She is going to jail and in the end, Israel is headed right back to prison as well. On top of his regular sentence, he will have new charges added in relations with his current scam. Dork.

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