Life on Florida’s West Coast

It Gets Even Better with the Hogan Family

So, Nick is in jail. Hulk dated a friend of his daughter’s. Hulk and Linda are going through a divorce that has become very public. Brooke has her own reality show coming down the pike, and she actually seems to be the ONLY same member of the family.

And now, the most entertaining news so far: Linda is 48 and is dating 19-year-old Charlie Hill, who went to school with her kids. Yep, he was a year behind Brooke and a year ahead of Nick. Some sources says that Linda met Charlie years ago at church, and while Nick and Charlie were playing sports together. I have to wonder if the school where they met was Clearwater Central Catholic (where Stephanie Ragusa also attended, oddly) or when Nick was younger and went to St. Cecilia Catholic School in Clearwater?

First of all, I am 10 years younger than Linda and I could never, ever date a 19-year-old. A guy that age is still a kid, period. Period. Don’t give me the argument that they can vote and smoke and go to war. Put them in a relationship with a 48-year-old woman and you have another-figure toting around a tot, nothing more. A 19-year-old is a great boyfriend for a teenaged girl or maybe a woman in her early 20s. After that, you’re looking at more than an age different. You are looking at a generational gap that can only be remedied in time.

And is it any surprise that the kid looks like a Hogan? He is overly tanned, bleached blonde, and has probably been to the dentist’s chair for tooth bleaching more than he has for his regular cheek-ups.

Says Charlie as he nervously fidgets with the buttons on his cuffs, “We’re not dating, though. We’re just chillin’.”

I’ve heard he is a local dock worker or an employee at a Wave Runner rental place. He certainly looks like he spends time out in the sun.

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