Christmas Sucks if You Are Jessica Sierra
The girl cannot seem to catch a break. Our local lush is still in the slammer after her drunken romps around town that finally ended in a squad car where she offered a cop a blow job and then promptly hurled all over the back of the car. Classy chick, huh?
Anyway, her hearing that was scheduled for today was recently moved to January, which means she will pass Christmas while still behind bars.
On the tail of her arrest came the announcement that a hardcore sex tape featuring the American Idol finalist has surfaced and will be released by Vivid Entertainment on January 30. A teaser video is actually available online now that shows her driving her car while talking about sex, flashing a breast, in the bathtub, taking a shower, having sex with a man believed to be her boyfriend at the time, and commenting on other American Idol Season Four contestants.
The latest in a line of horrific luck on Sierra’s part is the tidbit that she is allegedly pregnant with the child of a smalltime rap artist. Reports say that Sierra has been placed on a “pregnancy diet” at Tampa’s Falkenburg Road Jail.
For a girl behind bars, she is doing a great job of staying in the public spotlight. If you believe the old adage that no publicity is bad publicity, then Sierra has big things in her future. Merry Christmas, Jessica. I hope the prison turkey and stuffing is tastey.
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