Why Chris Crocker will never be a star
In the wake of the whole “Leave Britney Alone” laugh-fiesta on YouTube and other media outlets, Chris Crocker thinks he can parlay his time in the public eye into stardom.
Here is why I think he is genuinely deceived. To maintain any semblance of a real career in show business, people have to like to watch you. When you are simply a laughing-stock parody of a human, like Crocker, the public simply uses you as a butt for catch-all jokes and quickly moves along to the next absolute fool on the media radar.
It’s true that America as a whole is not comfortable with people who are openly gay, but many people are beginning to find ways to peacefully live along side those who are different. Crocker, though, is more than a squeaky wheel. He is so in-your-face that most of the viewing audience would probably be so creeped-out by his demeanor that they would refuse to back him. Without the support of the viewers, you can only go so far on the journey to fame.
I, for one, just want to see the spoiled little boy fade away and stop clogging up valuable headline space that we need for more important issues. What a waste.
Why did you even bother to waste your time writing about him?
He’s a sad guy…he doesn’t even make me laugh…but traffic is traffic, I suppose…
Me no likee.
In other news: Emo no likee either.
He’s confused and I think he lost his bite plate.
Yikes. I hope the cat didn’t take it.
heh…
I luff yew.
I suppose on top of everythign else, I just want to put some negative vibes out there for this horse’s dong of a freak.