Is Nicole Richie a Ventriloquist’s Dummy?
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I don’t usually go in for pop culture and celebrity news, but I was reading the little story about how Nicole Richie is pregnant by her boy friend Joel Madden (does Good Charlotte even matter anymore?). Of course, this is just what we all need in our lives: another unwed quasi-talented starlet having a baby. Isn’t she a swell role model?
Anyway, the picture of the two of them being interviewed by Diane Sawyer struck me as funny. Madden is so massive and Richie so tiny, that if I did not know better I would just say I was looking a modern version of Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy. Richie looks exactly like a ventriloquist’s dummy sitting on Madden’s lap.
It REALLY is quite funny, this whole thing. Want to reform your image? have a child!
What have we become?
Why do we care is the real question.
I couldn’t give a fiddler’s fart.
I’m just praying for the health of the unborn child.
People are allowed to change and grow. Perhaps Nicole Richie will grow up, maybe she won’t.
The child, if it makes it, is the one I have at least a little hope for right now.